Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 13, 2021

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Azima (Guest) on January 11, 2021

🤣 This one got me good!

Bahati (Guest) on December 24, 2020

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Bakari (Guest) on December 17, 2020

🤣 This one’s fire!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 17, 2020

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Nassor (Guest) on December 4, 2020

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 4, 2020

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Shukuru (Guest) on November 27, 2020

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Shamsa (Guest) on November 16, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 15, 2020

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 8, 2020

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 31, 2020

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Masika (Guest) on October 30, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 29, 2020

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 29, 2020

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

David Musyoka (Guest) on October 24, 2020

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Ahmed (Guest) on October 12, 2020

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Chris Okello (Guest) on September 17, 2020

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Fadhila (Guest) on September 14, 2020

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 3, 2020

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 29, 2020

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 20, 2020

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Mwanais (Guest) on August 15, 2020

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 10, 2020

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

James Malima (Guest) on August 6, 2020

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 15, 2020

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Mwinyi (Guest) on July 15, 2020

😄 You got me good!

Salma (Guest) on July 12, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 6, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Umi (Guest) on July 4, 2020

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 3, 2020

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Zuhura (Guest) on June 26, 2020

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 20, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Amani (Guest) on June 16, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 25, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 23, 2020

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 19, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 17, 2020

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Fikiri (Guest) on May 10, 2020

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 10, 2020

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 4, 2020

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Warda (Guest) on April 2, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 2, 2020

😂 So funny!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 2, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 31, 2020

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 26, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Salima (Guest) on March 22, 2020

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Zulekha (Guest) on March 18, 2020

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 11, 2020

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 12, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Zakaria (Guest) on February 11, 2020

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Ahmed (Guest) on February 5, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Salima (Guest) on January 31, 2020

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Jabir (Guest) on January 21, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Sarafina (Guest) on January 21, 2020

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 13, 2020

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 6, 2020

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 30, 2019

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 6, 2019

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 3, 2019

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏