Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?
Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"
Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji ๐ฅ can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 30, 2020
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 28, 2020
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 26, 2020
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Asha (Guest) on October 25, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 20, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 16, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 30, 2020
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Mustafa (Guest) on September 28, 2020
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Rubea (Guest) on September 21, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
James Kimani (Guest) on September 3, 2020
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Fikiri (Guest) on August 15, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 14, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 13, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 12, 2020
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 1, 2020
๐ Instant mood boost!
Ndoto (Guest) on July 11, 2020
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 8, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Omar (Guest) on July 7, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 5, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 4, 2020
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Mwanais (Guest) on July 2, 2020
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Fadhila (Guest) on June 28, 2020
๐ This just made my day!
Zubeida (Guest) on June 21, 2020
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Mhina (Guest) on June 21, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 9, 2020
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 9, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Mwachumu (Guest) on June 8, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 7, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Aziza (Guest) on May 26, 2020
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 23, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Baridi (Guest) on May 15, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 9, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Mustafa (Guest) on May 8, 2020
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Shani (Guest) on April 30, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Farida (Guest) on April 25, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 22, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 18, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 17, 2020
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Nyota (Guest) on April 8, 2020
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 28, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 23, 2020
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Mazrui (Guest) on March 19, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Wande (Guest) on March 18, 2020
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 13, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 13, 2020
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 12, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 8, 2020
๐ Sharing right away!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 7, 2020
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Daudi (Guest) on March 7, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 7, 2020
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 2, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 2, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 18, 2020
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Ndoto (Guest) on February 11, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Sharifa (Guest) on February 2, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Habiba (Guest) on January 30, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 22, 2020
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 13, 2020
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 31, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 19, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด