What did the spoon say to the knife?

Jamila (Guest) on February 10, 2021

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Warda (Guest) on February 1, 2021

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

James Malima (Guest) on January 31, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Jabir (Guest) on January 26, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Rukia (Guest) on January 22, 2021

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 17, 2021

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Biashara (Guest) on January 16, 2021

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 11, 2021

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

John Mwangi (Guest) on December 28, 2020

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Mjaka (Guest) on December 22, 2020

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 14, 2020

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Mustafa (Guest) on December 9, 2020

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 7, 2020

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 1, 2020

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 4, 2020

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Jabir (Guest) on November 2, 2020

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 27, 2020

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 12, 2020

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Mzee (Guest) on October 1, 2020

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Kazija (Guest) on September 29, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Zakia (Guest) on September 28, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 25, 2020

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Umi (Guest) on September 18, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 15, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 6, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 31, 2020

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 23, 2020

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 23, 2020

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Issack (Guest) on August 22, 2020

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 11, 2020

😁 This made my day!

Grace Minja (Guest) on August 8, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Mwinyi (Guest) on July 26, 2020

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Maimuna (Guest) on July 24, 2020

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 23, 2020

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 26, 2020

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 16, 2020

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 4, 2020

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 2, 2020

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 27, 2020

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 17, 2020

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 8, 2020

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 2, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 24, 2020

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 22, 2020

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 15, 2020

😆 Saving this one!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 10, 2020

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Arifa (Guest) on February 28, 2020

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 26, 2020

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Raha (Guest) on February 21, 2020

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 13, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 12, 2020

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Issa (Guest) on February 7, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 7, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Abdullah (Guest) on February 6, 2020

😃 Instant mood boost!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 1, 2020

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 22, 2020

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 17, 2020

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 13, 2020

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 10, 2020

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Salima (Guest) on December 30, 2019

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞