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Jamila
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Feb 10, 2021
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Warda
Guest
Feb 1, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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James Malima
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Jan 31, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Jabir
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Jan 26, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Rukia
Guest
Jan 22, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jan 17, 2021
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Biashara
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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John Mwangi
Guest
Dec 28, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Mjaka
Guest
Dec 22, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 9, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Dec 7, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Dec 1, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 4, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Jabir
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 29, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Zakia
Guest
Sep 28, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 6, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Aug 31, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Issack
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
😁 This made my day!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Maimuna
Guest
Jul 24, 2020
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 27, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Apr 17, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Mar 24, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Mar 22, 2020
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Mar 10, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Arifa
Guest
Feb 28, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Raha
Guest
Feb 21, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Abdullah
Guest
Feb 6, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Salima
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
