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Fatuma
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Sep 8, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Yusra
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Baridi
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 26, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Binti
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Kazija
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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John Kamande
Guest
Jun 5, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Michael Mboya
Guest
May 21, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 21, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Abdullah
Guest
May 11, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
May 7, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Sumaya
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
😄 Too good!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Mar 10, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Bahati
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Shukuru
Guest
Feb 19, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Feb 4, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 3, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Abdillah
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Kijakazi
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Nov 25, 2019
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Nov 25, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Nasra
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
Thanks Ackyshine
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Nov 9, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Nov 8, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Issa
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
