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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Dec 1, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Maulid
Guest
Nov 13, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Maida
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 21, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Yusuf
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Khatib
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Sep 20, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 1, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Amir
Guest
Aug 26, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Salma
Guest
Aug 3, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jul 29, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 18, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Rahim
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jul 8, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 30, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Azima
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 26, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Faiza
Guest
May 25, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Habiba
Guest
May 20, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 10, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Yusra
Guest
May 9, 2020
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Furaha
Guest
May 8, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Baridi
Guest
May 4, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Kahina
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Apr 21, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Apr 18, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Hamida
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Issack
Guest
Apr 9, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Apr 9, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Sharifa
Guest
Apr 6, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Nahida
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
😂 So funny!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 6, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
😄 Too good!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Feb 24, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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John Mwangi
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
😄 Nailed it!
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Zuhura
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Feb 19, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Abdillah
Guest
Jan 20, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Baridi
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
