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Mwanaisha
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 18, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 16, 2020
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Sep 9, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Sep 1, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Rabia
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 28, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jun 28, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Biashara
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
😄 What a joke!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
May 29, 2020
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
May 27, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Shani
Guest
May 17, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Mwanaidha
Guest
May 9, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Sekela
Guest
May 3, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 2, 2020
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 23, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Yusuf
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Jabir
Guest
Apr 6, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 6, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Halimah
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Farida
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mwagonda
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Mar 1, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 1, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 28, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Khalifa
Guest
Feb 21, 2020
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 17, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 9, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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John Kamande
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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Hashim
Guest
Jan 8, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Dec 24, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Dec 18, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 17, 2019
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Omari
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Omari
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Hekima
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Shukuru
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Abdillah
Guest
Oct 8, 2019
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
