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Benjamin Kibicho
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Dec 12, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Dec 5, 2020
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Ibrahim
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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John Malisa
Guest
Nov 24, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 22, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Nov 18, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 17, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Shukuru
Guest
Oct 13, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Rahim
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Nahida
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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George Wanjala
Guest
Sep 20, 2020
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Sep 17, 2020
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Nassor
Guest
Aug 26, 2020
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Shani
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 20, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 18, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 16, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 28, 2020
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 28, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Nuru
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 31, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Sharifa
Guest
May 18, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Hassan
Guest
May 17, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 11, 2020
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Mwajuma
Guest
May 10, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 23, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Binti
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Apr 16, 2020
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Yahya
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Feb 21, 2020
😆 I’m dying over here!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Feb 20, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 8, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 8, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jan 31, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jan 30, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Kahina
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jan 25, 2020
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jan 20, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Jaffar
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Jabir
Guest
Dec 23, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Abubakar
Guest
Dec 23, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
