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Raha
Guest
May 30, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Shamim
Guest
May 25, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 21, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Nassar
Guest
May 12, 2020
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 7, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Baridi
Guest
Apr 16, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Bahati
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 9, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Latifa
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Abdillah
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Mar 10, 2020
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Mar 2, 2020
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 17, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 25, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Kahina
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 18, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Jaffar
Guest
Dec 17, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Furaha
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Ahmed
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Hekima
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Samuel Were
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Mchuma
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Oct 11, 2019
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Bakari
Guest
Oct 11, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Rehema
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Rukia
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 4, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
