The banker's favorite player on the football team was...the "cointerback"! 🤑🏈
Explanation: The term "cointerback" is a playful combination of the words "coin" and "quarterback." It's a funny way to suggest that the banker's favorite player was the one who could handle both money (coins) and the important position of quarterback. The use of the money-related term adds a humorous twist. The emoji adds to the cheerfulness and playfulness of the answer.
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My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 25, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Mjaka (Guest) on August 19, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Maida (Guest) on August 14, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Kahina (Guest) on August 12, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Sofia (Guest) on August 10, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Maimuna (Guest) on August 3, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Azima (Guest) on July 24, 2020
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 7, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Rahma (Guest) on June 30, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Binti (Guest) on June 26, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Makame (Guest) on June 21, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Bahati (Guest) on June 20, 2020
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David Chacha (Guest) on June 10, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 8, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 1, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 21, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 18, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 7, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Mwajabu (Guest) on April 23, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 18, 2020
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 15, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Selemani (Guest) on April 14, 2020
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 12, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
John Mushi (Guest) on April 8, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Kiza (Guest) on March 28, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Abubakar (Guest) on March 21, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 3, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 17, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 15, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 10, 2020
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 8, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 26, 2020
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Amina (Guest) on January 13, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 9, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Yahya (Guest) on December 18, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 12, 2019
😂 I’m dying!
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If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿