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John Kamande
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Jan 12, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 2, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Masika
Guest
Jan 1, 2021
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Dec 28, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Dec 2, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Rahma
Guest
Nov 29, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Nov 25, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Nov 24, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Chum
Guest
Nov 19, 2020
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 21, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Oct 13, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Leila
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Sep 20, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Athumani
Guest
Sep 16, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Yahya
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Fikiri
Guest
Jul 29, 2020
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Maneno
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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John Malisa
Guest
Jun 25, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 25, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Issack
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 31, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Issa
Guest
May 21, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 21, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 15, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Habiba
Guest
May 15, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 11, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 8, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Chum
Guest
Apr 18, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Apr 18, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 9, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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David Musyoka
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Mazrui
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Shani
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Sumaya
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 21, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Feb 20, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Feb 17, 2020
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
