What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 24, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Daudi (Guest) on December 24, 2020

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

David Sokoine (Guest) on December 17, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 2, 2020

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 29, 2020

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 22, 2020

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 20, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 18, 2020

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

George Ndungu (Guest) on November 12, 2020

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 3, 2020

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 25, 2020

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Rashid (Guest) on September 30, 2020

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 20, 2020

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 17, 2020

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Omari (Guest) on September 11, 2020

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 4, 2020

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 31, 2020

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Maida (Guest) on July 29, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 26, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 17, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 16, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 14, 2020

😄 Too good!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 13, 2020

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 5, 2020

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 22, 2020

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 12, 2020

Thanks Ackyshine

Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 4, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 1, 2020

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 28, 2020

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 15, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Chiku (Guest) on May 5, 2020

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 3, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 29, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Rahma (Guest) on April 27, 2020

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Nashon (Guest) on April 24, 2020

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 17, 2020

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 12, 2020

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Fadhila (Guest) on April 1, 2020

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Farida (Guest) on March 31, 2020

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Arifa (Guest) on March 30, 2020

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Rubea (Guest) on March 17, 2020

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 16, 2020

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Zakaria (Guest) on March 8, 2020

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

James Kimani (Guest) on February 5, 2020

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Kijakazi (Guest) on January 29, 2020

😂 This is a keeper!

George Tenga (Guest) on January 27, 2020

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 23, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Sekela (Guest) on January 12, 2020

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 11, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Latifa (Guest) on January 10, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Fatuma (Guest) on January 2, 2020

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Sarafina (Guest) on December 22, 2019

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Victor Malima (Guest) on December 21, 2019

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 16, 2019

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 11, 2019

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Raha (Guest) on December 3, 2019

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 29, 2019

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Jamal (Guest) on November 21, 2019

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Salima (Guest) on November 5, 2019

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 9, 2019

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!