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Daudi
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Aug 24, 2020
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Mashaka
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 28, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Nuru
Guest
Jul 24, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jul 18, 2020
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 18, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jul 10, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 1, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Salima
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Binti
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Kiza
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Abdullah
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
May 13, 2020
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
May 12, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Hekima
Guest
May 9, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Zulekha
Guest
May 6, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Nyota
Guest
May 3, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 1, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Salma
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 24, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Nassor
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 5, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Feb 20, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Jabir
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Saidi
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 3, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jan 31, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jan 8, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Mwachumu
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Nov 8, 2019
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
