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Where do books hide when they’re scared?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Funny Answer: 📚 In the shelf-help section of the library, under the "shelf"ter of a cozy book nook!
Explanation: Books, just like us, can sometimes get scared or anxious. So, when they're feeling a little frightened, they seek refuge in the shelf-help section of the library. It's a punny play on words, combining "self-help" books with the idea of hiding on a shelf. And of course, since books live in libraries, the library becomes their safe haven. It's a lighthearted and whimsical way to imagine books having their own secret hiding spot! 📚😄
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