Which bus crossed the ocean?

David Nyerere (Guest) on September 8, 2020

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 6, 2020

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Mzee (Guest) on September 2, 2020

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 1, 2020

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 22, 2020

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Kassim (Guest) on August 5, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 4, 2020

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 29, 2020

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Aziza (Guest) on July 29, 2020

😄 What a joke!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 26, 2020

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Fadhili (Guest) on July 23, 2020

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 9, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 8, 2020

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Amina (Guest) on July 6, 2020

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 5, 2020

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Josephine (Guest) on June 30, 2020

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Nyota (Guest) on June 12, 2020

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 9, 2020

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 5, 2020

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Ann Awino (Guest) on May 21, 2020

😆 Bookmarking this!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 21, 2020

🤣 This one got me good!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 7, 2020

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 3, 2020

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Mhina (Guest) on May 3, 2020

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Tabu (Guest) on May 3, 2020

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Kassim (Guest) on April 20, 2020

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 16, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Neema (Guest) on March 29, 2020

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Jamal (Guest) on March 26, 2020

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

John Mwangi (Guest) on March 22, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Binti (Guest) on March 20, 2020

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 18, 2020

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 18, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 17, 2020

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 11, 2020

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 8, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

George Wanjala (Guest) on February 16, 2020

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 1, 2020

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 26, 2020

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 26, 2020

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Grace Minja (Guest) on January 22, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 17, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

James Mduma (Guest) on January 9, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Mwalimu (Guest) on January 1, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 25, 2019

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 22, 2019

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 17, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Daudi (Guest) on December 9, 2019

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 3, 2019

😂 Sharing right away!

Tabu (Guest) on November 29, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 28, 2019

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 20, 2019

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 11, 2019

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Mzee (Guest) on November 9, 2019

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on November 7, 2019

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Mtumwa (Guest) on November 7, 2019

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Kassim (Guest) on November 6, 2019

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 6, 2019

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Zuhura (Guest) on October 30, 2019

🤣 Sending this now!

Umi (Guest) on October 14, 2019

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂