Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?

Aziza (Guest) on January 2, 2021

😂 I’m saving this one!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 28, 2020

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 17, 2020

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Mwachumu (Guest) on December 6, 2020

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 12, 2020

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Bakari (Guest) on November 11, 2020

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Mwajabu (Guest) on November 11, 2020

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 9, 2020

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 31, 2020

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 29, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 22, 2020

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Nasra (Guest) on October 21, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 13, 2020

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Rukia (Guest) on October 3, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Halima (Guest) on October 2, 2020

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

David Sokoine (Guest) on September 26, 2020

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 21, 2020

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 21, 2020

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Nashon (Guest) on August 15, 2020

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 5, 2020

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 3, 2020

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Biashara (Guest) on June 22, 2020

🤣 Sending this now!

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 21, 2020

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 18, 2020

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 10, 2020

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Rabia (Guest) on June 7, 2020

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 6, 2020

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 3, 2020

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 30, 2020

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Chiku (Guest) on May 27, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 13, 2020

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Yusuf (Guest) on May 8, 2020

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 18, 2020

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 16, 2020

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 7, 2020

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Khatib (Guest) on April 6, 2020

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

James Mduma (Guest) on March 28, 2020

😄 Perfect joke!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 26, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 25, 2020

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Shukuru (Guest) on March 24, 2020

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Zubeida (Guest) on March 11, 2020

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 3, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 22, 2020

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 18, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Halimah (Guest) on February 17, 2020

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

David Sokoine (Guest) on February 9, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Maida (Guest) on February 8, 2020

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 30, 2020

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 27, 2020

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 25, 2020

😃 Instant mood boost!

Daudi (Guest) on January 13, 2020

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Rashid (Guest) on December 31, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Sekela (Guest) on December 29, 2019

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 21, 2019

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 1, 2019

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 30, 2019

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Asha (Guest) on November 21, 2019

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 18, 2019

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 18, 2019

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 17, 2019

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!