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Khamis
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Sep 24, 2020
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Rabia
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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James Kawawa
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Binti
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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James Mduma
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Husna
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Masika
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Rukia
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Jamal
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Halima
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 30, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 18, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 11, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Maneno
Guest
May 10, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 7, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 25, 2020
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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David Ochieng
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Daudi
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Chum
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Warda
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Yusuf
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Mhina
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Rubea
Guest
Feb 20, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Yusra
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 3, 2020
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Sumaya
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Zulekha
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Salum
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Majid
Guest
Dec 28, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Dec 23, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Warda
Guest
Dec 18, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Ann Awino
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Makame
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Dec 5, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Omari
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Majid
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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George Tenga
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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David Chacha
Guest
Nov 9, 2019
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Abdillah
Guest
Nov 3, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Oct 30, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
