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Nancy Kawawa
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Dec 2, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Kheri
Guest
Dec 1, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Nov 29, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Ahmed
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Nov 13, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Khatib
Guest
Nov 4, 2020
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Oct 21, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 20, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Oct 5, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Sep 29, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 9, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Mchuma
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 19, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Mwanais
Guest
Aug 18, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Aug 5, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 18, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Issack
Guest
Jun 28, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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John Kamande
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 23, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Irene Akoth
Guest
May 22, 2020
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 14, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
May 1, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 21, 2020
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 9, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Kheri
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Mwagonda
Guest
Feb 21, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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George Mallya
Guest
Feb 17, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Hamida
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Amani
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mwajuma
Guest
Feb 9, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Jafari
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jan 11, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Saidi
Guest
Dec 20, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Hekima
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
