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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 8, 2019
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 8, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Sumaya
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Mjaka
Guest
Sep 25, 2019
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 11, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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David Kawawa
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Ndoto
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Zubeida
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 24, 2019
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Bakari
Guest
May 17, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Sarah Karani
Guest
May 17, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Majid
Guest
May 4, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 4, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
May 4, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 28, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Zulekha
Guest
Apr 14, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Yahya
Guest
Mar 31, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Kassim
Guest
Mar 26, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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George Tenga
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 19, 2019
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 19, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Feb 19, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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David Musyoka
Guest
Feb 19, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Kheri
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Mashaka
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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David Sokoine
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 13, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Mohamed
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Oct 29, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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James Kimani
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
