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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Abdillah
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Nov 30, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Rashid
Guest
Nov 19, 2019
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
😄 You got me!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Nov 1, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Amir
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Oct 7, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 25, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Hekima
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Mchuma
Guest
Aug 12, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 22, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Maimuna
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Omari
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Omari
Guest
May 26, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 16, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Abdillah
Guest
May 11, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Hamida
Guest
May 10, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Fikiri
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Hawa
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Feb 24, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Feb 23, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 22, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 19, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Feb 17, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Feb 8, 2019
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Baraka
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Bahati
Guest
Jan 11, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jan 10, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Amir
Guest
Dec 25, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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James Kawawa
Guest
Dec 19, 2018
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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David Sokoine
Guest
Dec 1, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
