What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 26, 2019

😂 Sharing right away!

Mwachumu (Guest) on October 15, 2019

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 2, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 26, 2019

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Abdillah (Guest) on September 16, 2019

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Omari (Guest) on September 7, 2019

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 6, 2019

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Amina (Guest) on August 31, 2019

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 23, 2019

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Biashara (Guest) on August 21, 2019

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 20, 2019

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 19, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 17, 2019

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Biashara (Guest) on August 10, 2019

😁 Best laugh of the day!

John Lissu (Guest) on August 2, 2019

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Binti (Guest) on July 28, 2019

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 18, 2019

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Rehema (Guest) on June 27, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 24, 2019

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 7, 2019

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Shamsa (Guest) on June 4, 2019

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 29, 2019

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 17, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Aziza (Guest) on May 16, 2019

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Furaha (Guest) on May 14, 2019

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 10, 2019

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

James Kimani (Guest) on May 8, 2019

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

John Mushi (Guest) on May 6, 2019

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Nassar (Guest) on May 6, 2019

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Sofia (Guest) on May 5, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 1, 2019

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 26, 2019

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Mohamed (Guest) on April 23, 2019

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 19, 2019

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Rashid (Guest) on April 8, 2019

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 22, 2019

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 10, 2019

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 27, 2019

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mchuma (Guest) on February 27, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Zainab (Guest) on February 24, 2019

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 23, 2019

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 20, 2019

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 7, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 5, 2019

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 1, 2019

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Ann Awino (Guest) on February 1, 2019

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Khadija (Guest) on January 27, 2019

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 18, 2019

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Furaha (Guest) on January 17, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 16, 2019

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 14, 2019

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Anna Malela (Guest) on January 13, 2019

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 12, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Yusuf (Guest) on January 11, 2019

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 9, 2019

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 7, 2019

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Baraka (Guest) on January 3, 2019

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Mchawi (Guest) on January 2, 2019

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 17, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Majid (Guest) on December 12, 2018

😁 This just made my day!