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Sep 29, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
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Sep 17, 2019
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Agnes Lowassa
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Sep 16, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. π’π»
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George Mallya
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Sep 10, 2019
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Sep 8, 2019
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Maida
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Sep 4, 2019
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Aug 29, 2019
π Iβm dying!
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James Kimani
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Aug 28, 2019
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Zawadi
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Aug 23, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
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Margaret Mahiga
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Aug 16, 2019
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
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Khalifa
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Aug 8, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
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Agnes Lowassa
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Jul 30, 2019
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
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Hawa
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Jul 27, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
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Omar
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Jul 18, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
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Mohamed
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Jul 13, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
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Lucy Mushi
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Jul 9, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Jul 1, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
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Shukuru
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Jul 1, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
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George Mallya
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Jun 24, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
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Amir
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Jun 19, 2019
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
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Daniel Obura
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Jun 13, 2019
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Raha
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Jun 11, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
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Lydia Mutheu
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Jun 7, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
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Nassar
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May 19, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
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Violet Mumo
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May 10, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
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Elizabeth Mrema
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May 2, 2019
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Zawadi
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Apr 26, 2019
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Ruth Kibona
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Apr 24, 2019
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
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Shukuru
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Apr 18, 2019
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
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Joyce Mussa
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Apr 18, 2019
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Mchawi
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Apr 12, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
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Paul Ndomba
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Mar 22, 2019
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
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Selemani
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Mar 18, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
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Fadhili
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Mar 15, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
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Samson Mahiga
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Mar 7, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
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Nora Kidata
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Mar 5, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
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Joseph Kawawa
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Mar 3, 2019
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Abdullah
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Feb 27, 2019
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
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Fatuma
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Feb 25, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
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Agnes Sumaye
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Feb 23, 2019
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Zulekha
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Feb 20, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
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Kevin Maina
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Feb 15, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
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Josephine Nekesa
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Feb 13, 2019
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Brian Karanja
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Feb 8, 2019
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Mwanahawa
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Feb 7, 2019
π You totally won the internet today!
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Joseph Njoroge
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Feb 7, 2019
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 27, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
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Alice Jebet
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Jan 23, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
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Charles Wafula
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Jan 21, 2019
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
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Mwanaidha
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Jan 2, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
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Lucy Kimotho
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Dec 28, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
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Samuel Were
Guest
Dec 24, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
π This made my day!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Dec 3, 2018
π Still cracking up!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
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Stephen Malecela
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Nov 18, 2018
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
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Ndoto
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Nov 15, 2018
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
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Azima
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Nov 9, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π
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Baraka
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Nov 7, 2018
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ