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Biashara
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Jan 1, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Ibrahim
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Kassim
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Rahim
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Nov 15, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Nov 14, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Joseph Mallya
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Nov 5, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Maida
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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John Kamande
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Rahma
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Jaffar
Guest
Sep 29, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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David Nyerere
Guest
Sep 27, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Sep 27, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Yahya
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Amina
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Latifa
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Aziza
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Mchuma
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Abubakar
Guest
May 28, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Zawadi
Guest
May 22, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 15, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
May 14, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Kazija
Guest
May 9, 2019
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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John Mushi
Guest
May 6, 2019
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 30, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Apr 22, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Mohamed
Guest
Apr 15, 2019
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Ann Awino
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 29, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Mar 8, 2019
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Abubakar
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Husna
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
😂 I’m dying!
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Jamila
Guest
Feb 22, 2019
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Sultan
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Sumaya
Guest
Feb 3, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jan 31, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
