Q: What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
A: "Will you be my boo-tiful forever?" ๐ป๐
Explanation: This playful question combines the monster's spooky nature with his affectionate feelings for his sweetheart. The wordplay on "boo-tiful" adds a humorous touch, as monsters often use the term "boo" to scare people. By asking this question, the monster is humorously showing his love and hoping for a forever-lasting relationship with his sweetheart. The ghost emoji ๐ป further emphasizes the monster's charm and adds a delightful twist to the riddle.
Biashara (Guest) on January 1, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 29, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Fadhila (Guest) on December 21, 2019
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 16, 2019
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on December 15, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Kassim (Guest) on December 12, 2019
๐ This joke just made my day!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 10, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Rahim (Guest) on November 23, 2019
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 17, 2019
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 15, 2019
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 14, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 5, 2019
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Maida (Guest) on October 24, 2019
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
John Kamande (Guest) on October 13, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Rahma (Guest) on October 1, 2019
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Jaffar (Guest) on September 29, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 28, 2019
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
David Nyerere (Guest) on September 27, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 27, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 26, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Zawadi (Guest) on September 23, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Yahya (Guest) on September 14, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 6, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Amina (Guest) on September 1, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Latifa (Guest) on August 31, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Aziza (Guest) on August 18, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 17, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 14, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 14, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 4, 2019
๐ That punchline was epic!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 3, 2019
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 1, 2019
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 23, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 17, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Mchuma (Guest) on June 7, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 7, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 3, 2019
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Abubakar (Guest) on May 28, 2019
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Zawadi (Guest) on May 22, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 15, 2019
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 14, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Kazija (Guest) on May 9, 2019
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
John Mushi (Guest) on May 6, 2019
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 30, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 22, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Mohamed (Guest) on April 15, 2019
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on April 11, 2019
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 29, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 23, 2019
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 15, 2019
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 8, 2019
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 6, 2019
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Abubakar (Guest) on March 5, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Rabia (Guest) on March 3, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Husna (Guest) on March 2, 2019
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
George Ndungu (Guest) on March 2, 2019
๐ Iโm dying!
Jamila (Guest) on February 22, 2019
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Sultan (Guest) on February 11, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Sumaya (Guest) on February 3, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 31, 2019
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!