What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 23, 2019

😄 Too good!

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 22, 2019

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Mwalimu (Guest) on July 18, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 12, 2019

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Fatuma (Guest) on June 24, 2019

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 4, 2019

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 2, 2019

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

John Mushi (Guest) on May 29, 2019

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Omari (Guest) on May 25, 2019

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Jamal (Guest) on May 19, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 12, 2019

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Kahina (Guest) on May 12, 2019

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 11, 2019

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 10, 2019

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 9, 2019

😁 This made my day!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 7, 2019

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 4, 2019

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

James Kimani (Guest) on April 30, 2019

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Nyota (Guest) on April 29, 2019

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 11, 2019

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 9, 2019

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 8, 2019

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Abubakari (Guest) on April 5, 2019

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Ramadhan (Guest) on March 30, 2019

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 19, 2019

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 10, 2019

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Shani (Guest) on March 8, 2019

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Fadhili (Guest) on February 27, 2019

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

David Musyoka (Guest) on February 22, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

John Mushi (Guest) on February 22, 2019

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Baridi (Guest) on February 21, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 19, 2019

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Sekela (Guest) on February 16, 2019

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Mwagonda (Guest) on February 4, 2019

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 3, 2019

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

David Kawawa (Guest) on January 25, 2019

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Mashaka (Guest) on January 24, 2019

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Issack (Guest) on December 27, 2018

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Samuel Were (Guest) on December 18, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Abubakar (Guest) on December 16, 2018

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

John Lissu (Guest) on December 6, 2018

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 28, 2018

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 26, 2018

😁 This just made my day!

Mwachumu (Guest) on November 26, 2018

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 25, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 7, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 2, 2018

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Khadija (Guest) on October 20, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mwalimu (Guest) on October 15, 2018

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 14, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 1, 2018

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 24, 2018

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 2, 2018

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 1, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 28, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 20, 2018

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Bahati (Guest) on August 8, 2018

😆 Still cracking up!

Sultan (Guest) on July 27, 2018

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 20, 2018

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 15, 2018

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂