What gives you the power to walk through a wall?

Hassan (Guest) on October 9, 2019

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 2, 2019

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 29, 2019

😄 What a joke!

Chiku (Guest) on September 20, 2019

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Neema (Guest) on September 11, 2019

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 10, 2019

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Kahina (Guest) on September 9, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 7, 2019

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Azima (Guest) on September 7, 2019

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 28, 2019

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Amir (Guest) on August 28, 2019

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 23, 2019

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 6, 2019

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 4, 2019

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 4, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Ahmed (Guest) on July 24, 2019

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Amani (Guest) on July 16, 2019

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Makame (Guest) on July 12, 2019

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 5, 2019

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Nchi (Guest) on July 3, 2019

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 18, 2019

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Issa (Guest) on June 4, 2019

😆 Still cracking up!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 25, 2019

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 23, 2019

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 23, 2019

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Fadhili (Guest) on May 22, 2019

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 19, 2019

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 15, 2019

😁 This just made my day!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 8, 2019

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Sumaya (Guest) on April 22, 2019

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

George Ndungu (Guest) on April 20, 2019

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Halimah (Guest) on April 13, 2019

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 8, 2019

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 21, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 14, 2019

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Chum (Guest) on March 3, 2019

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 28, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 27, 2019

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 12, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

John Kamande (Guest) on February 2, 2019

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 12, 2019

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

David Chacha (Guest) on December 25, 2018

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 24, 2018

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

David Musyoka (Guest) on December 23, 2018

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Zulekha (Guest) on December 21, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 20, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 15, 2018

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 14, 2018

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 8, 2018

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

John Lissu (Guest) on December 7, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 5, 2018

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Sultan (Guest) on November 1, 2018

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 28, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Fadhila (Guest) on October 19, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Rabia (Guest) on October 18, 2018

🤣 This one got me good!

Ahmed (Guest) on October 2, 2018

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Shukuru (Guest) on September 29, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Khamis (Guest) on September 29, 2018

😅 I’m still laughing!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 24, 2018

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 23, 2018

😄 Nailed it!