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Mary Kendi
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Oct 27, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Rehema
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Oct 15, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Mtumwa
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Yusuf
Guest
Oct 9, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Janet Mwikali
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Sep 30, 2019
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Charles Mboje
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Sep 30, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Hamida
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Sep 30, 2019
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 17, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Baraka
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 11, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Zuhura
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Mariam
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Ahmed
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Josephine
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Rubea
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Aug 12, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Neema
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
😂 I’m dying!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Kazija
Guest
Jun 18, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Maulid
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 27, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 22, 2019
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Fatuma
Guest
May 19, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
May 5, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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James Kimani
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Mzee
Guest
Apr 25, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 21, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Mohamed
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Apr 15, 2019
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Apr 14, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Sarah Mbise
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Apr 11, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Sharifa
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Muslima
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Mary Njeri
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Mar 21, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Salum
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Majid
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 3, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jan 31, 2019
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Kazija
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Makame
Guest
Jan 27, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
