What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?

Nassor (Guest) on January 10, 2020

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Sarafina (Guest) on January 4, 2020

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Shabani (Guest) on December 16, 2019

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 13, 2019

🤣 Pure genius!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 11, 2019

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 5, 2019

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Hawa (Guest) on December 4, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 3, 2019

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 26, 2019

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 22, 2019

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 20, 2019

🤣 This joke is too good!

Mwajabu (Guest) on November 18, 2019

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

John Mushi (Guest) on November 18, 2019

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 13, 2019

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Hawa (Guest) on November 9, 2019

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Shamim (Guest) on November 8, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 5, 2019

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

James Kawawa (Guest) on November 4, 2019

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Bakari (Guest) on October 22, 2019

😄 What a joke!

Sumaya (Guest) on October 18, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 10, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 23, 2019

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 21, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Hekima (Guest) on September 5, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Zawadi (Guest) on August 25, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 24, 2019

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 13, 2019

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 7, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

George Mallya (Guest) on August 3, 2019

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Saidi (Guest) on July 30, 2019

😁 This is gold!

Nchi (Guest) on July 30, 2019

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 21, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 20, 2019

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Ali (Guest) on July 15, 2019

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

James Kimani (Guest) on July 13, 2019

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 13, 2019

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Rabia (Guest) on June 28, 2019

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 16, 2019

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Zakia (Guest) on May 31, 2019

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 17, 2019

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 14, 2019

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 13, 2019

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 8, 2019

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 28, 2019

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 28, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 23, 2019

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

James Malima (Guest) on April 16, 2019

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Khalifa (Guest) on April 10, 2019

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Abubakar (Guest) on April 10, 2019

😁 This made my day!

Sumaya (Guest) on April 9, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 6, 2019

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 25, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Mzee (Guest) on March 23, 2019

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 18, 2019

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 17, 2019

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 13, 2019

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Binti (Guest) on February 7, 2019

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 18, 2019

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 17, 2019

🤣 This one got me good!

Maida (Guest) on January 17, 2019

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!