What smells the best at Thanksgiving?

Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 25, 2020

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Binti (Guest) on March 25, 2020

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 23, 2020

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 5, 2020

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Nassar (Guest) on February 29, 2020

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 26, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Nuru (Guest) on January 12, 2020

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 5, 2020

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 3, 2020

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Shabani (Guest) on December 30, 2019

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 23, 2019

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 22, 2019

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 9, 2019

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Hawa (Guest) on December 3, 2019

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 27, 2019

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 26, 2019

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 23, 2019

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Baridi (Guest) on November 13, 2019

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Mariam (Guest) on October 28, 2019

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Ahmed (Guest) on October 13, 2019

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 10, 2019

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 10, 2019

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Grace Minja (Guest) on October 2, 2019

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 6, 2019

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Shamim (Guest) on September 4, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 21, 2019

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Ann Awino (Guest) on August 8, 2019

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Abubakari (Guest) on August 2, 2019

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 30, 2019

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

David Chacha (Guest) on July 20, 2019

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Rahma (Guest) on July 15, 2019

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Abdillah (Guest) on July 10, 2019

😂 Gotta save this!

Muslima (Guest) on July 9, 2019

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Fadhili (Guest) on July 7, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 6, 2019

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 27, 2019

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 23, 2019

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 19, 2019

😁 This is gold!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 12, 2019

😆 I’m dying over here!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 10, 2019

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

George Tenga (Guest) on May 31, 2019

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Robert Okello (Guest) on May 13, 2019

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 10, 2019

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

George Ndungu (Guest) on April 29, 2019

😆 Still cracking up!

Nasra (Guest) on April 29, 2019

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 26, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 22, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

David Sokoine (Guest) on April 16, 2019

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Issack (Guest) on April 15, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 13, 2019

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Jamila (Guest) on April 3, 2019

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Yusra (Guest) on March 28, 2019

😁 Added to my favorites!

Hashim (Guest) on March 25, 2019

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 22, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

George Mallya (Guest) on March 22, 2019

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Bakari (Guest) on March 22, 2019

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Mustafa (Guest) on March 12, 2019

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 22, 2019

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 19, 2019

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 16, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂