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Jaffar
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Apr 8, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Hassan
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Shani
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Mjaka
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 10, 2020
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Mar 1, 2020
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Abubakar
Guest
Feb 20, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 19, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Feb 17, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Chum
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Husna
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 4, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Kheri
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
😄 Too good!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 15, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mchawi
Guest
Oct 11, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Oct 6, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Kahina
Guest
Oct 6, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Juma
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Fatuma
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Shani
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Hassan
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Wande
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 20, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Zakia
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Yusra
Guest
May 29, 2019
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
