What type of diet did the snowman go on?

Jaffar (Guest) on April 8, 2020

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 21, 2020

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Hassan (Guest) on March 20, 2020

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Baraka (Guest) on March 18, 2020

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Shani (Guest) on March 13, 2020

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Mjaka (Guest) on March 11, 2020

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 11, 2020

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Zubeida (Guest) on March 10, 2020

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Selemani (Guest) on March 7, 2020

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 1, 2020

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 22, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Abubakar (Guest) on February 20, 2020

😆 Still cracking up!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 19, 2020

😃 Instant mood boost!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 17, 2020

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Grace Minja (Guest) on January 29, 2020

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Grace Minja (Guest) on January 28, 2020

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 24, 2020

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 22, 2020

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 22, 2020

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 22, 2020

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 21, 2020

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Chum (Guest) on January 16, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Husna (Guest) on January 4, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 22, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 19, 2019

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 7, 2019

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 4, 2019

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 2, 2019

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 2, 2019

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Kheri (Guest) on November 23, 2019

😄 Too good!

Chris Okello (Guest) on November 15, 2019

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 11, 2019

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Chris Okello (Guest) on November 4, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Nasra (Guest) on October 17, 2019

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 13, 2019

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mchawi (Guest) on October 11, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 6, 2019

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Kahina (Guest) on October 6, 2019

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 26, 2019

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 19, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 14, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 8, 2019

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 25, 2019

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 22, 2019

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Juma (Guest) on August 22, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Fatuma (Guest) on August 22, 2019

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Mjaka (Guest) on August 17, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Shani (Guest) on August 15, 2019

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 29, 2019

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 18, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 10, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Hassan (Guest) on July 10, 2019

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 4, 2019

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 1, 2019

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 28, 2019

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Wande (Guest) on June 28, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Rabia (Guest) on June 20, 2019

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 16, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Zakia (Guest) on June 2, 2019

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Yusra (Guest) on May 29, 2019

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶