Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 4, 2019

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 23, 2019

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Neema (Guest) on October 23, 2019

😆 Saving this one!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 18, 2019

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Sharifa (Guest) on October 15, 2019

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

John Mwangi (Guest) on October 15, 2019

😆 I’m dying over here!

Azima (Guest) on October 11, 2019

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 11, 2019

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Masika (Guest) on October 6, 2019

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 25, 2019

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Frank Macha (Guest) on September 23, 2019

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 21, 2019

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 16, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 13, 2019

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Rose Waithera (Guest) on September 10, 2019

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 28, 2019

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Maida (Guest) on August 16, 2019

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

James Kimani (Guest) on August 10, 2019

😂 This is a keeper!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 8, 2019

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 8, 2019

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 6, 2019

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Abubakari (Guest) on July 31, 2019

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 29, 2019

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Majid (Guest) on July 25, 2019

😃 Instant mood boost!

Shabani (Guest) on July 15, 2019

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 1, 2019

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 23, 2019

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 20, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Umi (Guest) on June 19, 2019

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 6, 2019

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 17, 2019

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 15, 2019

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 9, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Daudi (Guest) on May 9, 2019

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Zakia (Guest) on May 8, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Mwajuma (Guest) on April 23, 2019

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Issa (Guest) on April 18, 2019

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Shukuru (Guest) on April 16, 2019

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 26, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 23, 2019

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 28, 2019

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 26, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Shani (Guest) on February 22, 2019

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Mzee (Guest) on February 17, 2019

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Omari (Guest) on February 16, 2019

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 7, 2019

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 5, 2019

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 5, 2019

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Rahim (Guest) on February 1, 2019

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 31, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 19, 2019

😄 Too good!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 16, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Grace Minja (Guest) on January 10, 2019

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Jafari (Guest) on January 9, 2019

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 8, 2019

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Khatib (Guest) on December 13, 2018

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 4, 2018

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Issa (Guest) on November 30, 2018

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Fikiri (Guest) on November 28, 2018

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 25, 2018

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥