Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 7, 2019

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Hekima (Guest) on October 5, 2019

😄 You got me good!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 4, 2019

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Salma (Guest) on September 27, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 24, 2019

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 14, 2019

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 7, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

James Kimani (Guest) on August 26, 2019

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 25, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 21, 2019

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 15, 2019

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Omar (Guest) on August 3, 2019

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 17, 2019

😁 This is gold!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 9, 2019

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 9, 2019

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Bahati (Guest) on July 3, 2019

🤣 Pure genius!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 30, 2019

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Rashid (Guest) on June 29, 2019

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 26, 2019

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 20, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 19, 2019

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Ahmed (Guest) on June 7, 2019

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 6, 2019

😆 Still cracking up!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 21, 2019

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 19, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Mchawi (Guest) on May 15, 2019

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 7, 2019

😂 This joke just made my day!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 27, 2019

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 26, 2019

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Shamsa (Guest) on April 21, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 15, 2019

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 12, 2019

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 9, 2019

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 25, 2019

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

George Wanjala (Guest) on March 17, 2019

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 11, 2019

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 5, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 2, 2019

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 28, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Selemani (Guest) on February 21, 2019

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Nassor (Guest) on February 20, 2019

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Abubakari (Guest) on February 19, 2019

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 15, 2019

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Maida (Guest) on February 14, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on February 10, 2019

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 9, 2019

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Issack (Guest) on February 5, 2019

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 16, 2019

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Jamila (Guest) on January 8, 2019

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Kijakazi (Guest) on January 3, 2019

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Sumaya (Guest) on December 15, 2018

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Baraka (Guest) on December 9, 2018

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Bahati (Guest) on November 30, 2018

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on November 25, 2018

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Nchi (Guest) on November 25, 2018

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 11, 2018

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Shamsa (Guest) on November 2, 2018

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Khadija (Guest) on October 24, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Mwachumu (Guest) on October 24, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 15, 2018

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️