What’s black and white over and over again?

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 5, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 2, 2019

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Omar (Guest) on July 29, 2019

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 20, 2019

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 19, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 18, 2019

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Sofia (Guest) on July 17, 2019

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Nashon (Guest) on July 16, 2019

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Mgeni (Guest) on July 13, 2019

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Shamim (Guest) on July 12, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 1, 2019

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 15, 2019

😄 You got me good!

Amani (Guest) on June 12, 2019

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Mustafa (Guest) on June 7, 2019

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

John Malisa (Guest) on June 7, 2019

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 5, 2019

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Aziza (Guest) on June 4, 2019

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Ibrahim (Guest) on May 27, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 27, 2019

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Omar (Guest) on May 11, 2019

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 10, 2019

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 25, 2019

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 19, 2019

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Josephine (Guest) on April 17, 2019

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 16, 2019

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Juma (Guest) on April 16, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 14, 2019

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Mhina (Guest) on April 6, 2019

😆 Totally hilarious!

George Ndungu (Guest) on April 5, 2019

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 4, 2019

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 14, 2019

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Abdullah (Guest) on March 12, 2019

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 11, 2019

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 6, 2019

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Rabia (Guest) on March 3, 2019

😆 That punchline was epic!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 28, 2019

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Sharifa (Guest) on February 27, 2019

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 24, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 29, 2019

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Rehema (Guest) on January 25, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Fikiri (Guest) on January 24, 2019

🤣 This one’s fire!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 22, 2019

😁 This is gold!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 21, 2019

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Mchawi (Guest) on January 16, 2019

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 13, 2019

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Josephine (Guest) on January 12, 2019

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 10, 2019

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 20, 2018

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 26, 2018

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

John Lissu (Guest) on November 19, 2018

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 14, 2018

😁 Added to my favorites!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 11, 2018

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Zakia (Guest) on November 8, 2018

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Chum (Guest) on November 3, 2018

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Shabani (Guest) on October 31, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Omari (Guest) on October 28, 2018

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Ann Awino (Guest) on October 21, 2018

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Amir (Guest) on October 10, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 7, 2018

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Chum (Guest) on October 4, 2018

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵