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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Nov 11, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Oct 11, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Khatib
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Warda
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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George Mallya
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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David Sokoine
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Zulekha
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Shani
Guest
Aug 1, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Warda
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Yusra
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Nchi
Guest
May 25, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Ibrahim
Guest
May 14, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 10, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Sekela
Guest
May 6, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
😄 You got me good!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Kassim
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Mariam
Guest
Mar 30, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Nasra
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 4, 2019
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Saidi
Guest
Feb 24, 2019
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 23, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Mjaka
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 31, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 30, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Rahma
Guest
Dec 25, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Tambwe
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Arifa
Guest
Dec 9, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Jamila
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
