Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 19, 2019

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 18, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 10, 2019

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 2, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 1, 2019

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Josephine (Guest) on September 23, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 20, 2019

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 20, 2019

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Rahma (Guest) on September 12, 2019

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Selemani (Guest) on September 7, 2019

😆 That punchline was epic!

George Wanjala (Guest) on September 7, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 6, 2019

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 24, 2019

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Mjaka (Guest) on August 12, 2019

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 3, 2019

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 26, 2019

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 24, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Zuhura (Guest) on July 23, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 13, 2019

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Salma (Guest) on July 13, 2019

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 9, 2019

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 2, 2019

😁 This just made my day!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 17, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Jamila (Guest) on June 14, 2019

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 14, 2019

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 13, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 13, 2019

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Mwajuma (Guest) on June 12, 2019

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Kheri (Guest) on June 8, 2019

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Mchawi (Guest) on June 8, 2019

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 5, 2019

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Sultan (Guest) on May 29, 2019

😄 Perfect joke!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 13, 2019

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 10, 2019

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 7, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 4, 2019

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Omar (Guest) on April 29, 2019

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 22, 2019

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Latifa (Guest) on April 21, 2019

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Fadhili (Guest) on April 16, 2019

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 13, 2019

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 29, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 26, 2019

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 26, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 15, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Rehema (Guest) on March 15, 2019

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Josephine (Guest) on March 13, 2019

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Nuru (Guest) on March 9, 2019

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 6, 2019

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 5, 2019

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 7, 2019

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Baridi (Guest) on February 3, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 3, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

James Kawawa (Guest) on January 28, 2019

🤣 This one’s fire!

Fadhili (Guest) on January 17, 2019

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 14, 2019

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 13, 2019

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Masika (Guest) on January 10, 2019

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 8, 2019

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 8, 2019

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬