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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Oct 19, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Josephine
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Selemani
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
😆 That punchline was epic!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 12, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jul 26, 2019
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 23, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Salma
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
😁 This just made my day!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Mchawi
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Sultan
Guest
May 29, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 13, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 10, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
May 7, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
May 4, 2019
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Omar
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 22, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Latifa
Guest
Apr 21, 2019
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Fadhili
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 29, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Mar 26, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Mar 26, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Rehema
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 13, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Baridi
Guest
Feb 3, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Feb 3, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Fadhili
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jan 13, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Masika
Guest
Jan 10, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
