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Bakari
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Nov 15, 2019
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
😆 This one really got me!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Nov 2, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Sultan
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Raha
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Arifa
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Aug 16, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Abubakari
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
May 25, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 15, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
May 9, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Mwajuma
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Mashaka
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Mar 4, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Jabir
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Mariam
Guest
Feb 24, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Fikiri
Guest
Feb 3, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 1, 2019
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Nashon
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Yusuf
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Mashaka
Guest
Dec 9, 2018
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Shani
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 27, 2018
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Sep 14, 2018
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Sep 7, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
