Why did the robber take a shower?

Chris Okello (Guest) on March 8, 2020

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 21, 2020

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 15, 2020

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 10, 2020

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Sharifa (Guest) on February 4, 2020

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Ann Awino (Guest) on February 4, 2020

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 3, 2020

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 2, 2020

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 25, 2020

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Yusuf (Guest) on December 20, 2019

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Amani (Guest) on December 18, 2019

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 15, 2019

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Shani (Guest) on December 12, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Mhina (Guest) on December 6, 2019

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 23, 2019

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 19, 2019

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Yusuf (Guest) on November 17, 2019

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Aziza (Guest) on November 16, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Abubakar (Guest) on November 13, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 13, 2019

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Mwachumu (Guest) on November 3, 2019

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 3, 2019

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Latifa (Guest) on October 26, 2019

😂 I’m saving this one!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 15, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Hassan (Guest) on October 13, 2019

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 4, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 4, 2019

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Issack (Guest) on October 2, 2019

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 30, 2019

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 18, 2019

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 13, 2019

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Amani (Guest) on September 7, 2019

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 31, 2019

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Baraka (Guest) on August 22, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

John Kamande (Guest) on August 19, 2019

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 17, 2019

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 16, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Maida (Guest) on August 15, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 5, 2019

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Faiza (Guest) on August 4, 2019

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Tabu (Guest) on July 26, 2019

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Nchi (Guest) on July 23, 2019

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 22, 2019

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on July 16, 2019

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 11, 2019

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 8, 2019

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 7, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 4, 2019

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 24, 2019

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 23, 2019

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 19, 2019

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Nyota (Guest) on June 16, 2019

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 12, 2019

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 6, 2019

😄 Too good!

Nahida (Guest) on June 5, 2019

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 27, 2019

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 13, 2019

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 7, 2019

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Tabu (Guest) on May 1, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Mhina (Guest) on April 30, 2019

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆