Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?

Sharifa (Guest) on October 10, 2019

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 5, 2019

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 2, 2019

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Hekima (Guest) on September 27, 2019

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Kazija (Guest) on September 25, 2019

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Sofia (Guest) on September 24, 2019

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 24, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 21, 2019

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 17, 2019

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 16, 2019

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 8, 2019

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 31, 2019

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 24, 2019

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Furaha (Guest) on August 10, 2019

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Zawadi (Guest) on August 9, 2019

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 30, 2019

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Salma (Guest) on July 29, 2019

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 28, 2019

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 27, 2019

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Juma (Guest) on July 21, 2019

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 13, 2019

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 10, 2019

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 10, 2019

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 10, 2019

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Husna (Guest) on July 2, 2019

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Rukia (Guest) on June 23, 2019

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 16, 2019

😂 Gotta save this!

Sultan (Guest) on June 14, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

John Kamande (Guest) on June 3, 2019

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 24, 2019

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Kiza (Guest) on May 17, 2019

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Mwajuma (Guest) on April 28, 2019

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 25, 2019

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 25, 2019

😄 Perfect joke!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 20, 2019

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Azima (Guest) on April 13, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 6, 2019

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 3, 2019

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 30, 2019

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Nashon (Guest) on March 25, 2019

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 24, 2019

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Rahma (Guest) on March 19, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 19, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mhina (Guest) on March 18, 2019

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 16, 2019

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 10, 2019

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Mjaka (Guest) on March 4, 2019

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Kassim (Guest) on February 20, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Fadhila (Guest) on February 17, 2019

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 15, 2019

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 15, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

James Mduma (Guest) on February 8, 2019

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 29, 2019

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Omari (Guest) on January 26, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 25, 2019

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Issack (Guest) on January 24, 2019

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 21, 2019

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Masika (Guest) on January 19, 2019

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 9, 2019

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Shamsa (Guest) on January 9, 2019

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️