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Abubakar
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May 25, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Furaha
Guest
May 24, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Janet Wambura
Guest
May 24, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Peter Otieno
Guest
May 18, 2020
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
May 15, 2020
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
May 11, 2020
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Warda
Guest
May 10, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Masika
Guest
Apr 28, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Arifa
Guest
Apr 9, 2020
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Abdillah
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Kijakazi
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Tambwe
Guest
Mar 2, 2020
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Rashid
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Hawa
Guest
Feb 19, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mohamed
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 30, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Rahim
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Majid
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Abdullah
Guest
Dec 23, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Khadija
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Dec 6, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Nov 16, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Nov 15, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 14, 2019
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Amir
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Husna
Guest
Oct 19, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Zuhura
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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George Mallya
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Aug 9, 2019
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jul 30, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Sultan
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Mjaka
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
May 22, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Omari
Guest
May 20, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Mwalimu
Guest
May 19, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 19, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
