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Nchi
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Feb 22, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 20, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jan 27, 2020
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 20, 2020
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Juma
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jan 11, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Sofia
Guest
Jan 2, 2020
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Jafari
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 17, 2019
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
🤣 This one got me good!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
😄 You got me!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 9, 2019
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 3, 2019
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Jamila
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Nassar
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 9, 2019
😂 I’m dying!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Salima
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jul 26, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Sharifa
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Majid
Guest
Jun 22, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jun 10, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 17, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Khalifa
Guest
May 16, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Kheri
Guest
May 11, 2019
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Tambwe
Guest
May 10, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Charles Mboje
Guest
May 8, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Peter Otieno
Guest
May 5, 2019
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Mwanais
Guest
Apr 28, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 15, 2019
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Masika
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Mustafa
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Asha
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Ramadhan
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Zakaria
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Mar 13, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
