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Mwakisu
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Nov 27, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
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Aziza
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Nov 21, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
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Iβm still cracking up!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
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Mgeni
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
Thanks Ackyshine
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Nov 3, 2019
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
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Jamila
Guest
Nov 2, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 30, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
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Rubea
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
π€£ Sharing this right now!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
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Umi
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Oct 6, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
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Zuhura
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
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Neema
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
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Mwinyi
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
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Khatib
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
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Masika
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
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Salima
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
π So funny!
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
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Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
π You got me good!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
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Khamis
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
May 26, 2019
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 20, 2019
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 15, 2019
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
May 11, 2019
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 7, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
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Safiya
Guest
May 2, 2019
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
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Halimah
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 14, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 4, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
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Mjaka
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 29, 2019
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
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Kijakazi
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
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Mtumwa
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
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Mashaka
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
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Maimuna
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
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Mashaka
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 3, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
