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Aziza
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Shabani
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jan 10, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Kiza
Guest
Dec 19, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 11, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Majid
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Nov 16, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Leila
Guest
Oct 20, 2018
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Ibrahim
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Salum
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Sep 7, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Hamida
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Aug 30, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 16, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Khadija
Guest
Jul 5, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Sharifa
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Fikiri
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Shamim
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 19, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 18, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Kahina
Guest
May 12, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 4, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Jamal
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Zakia
Guest
Apr 5, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Aziza
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Kazija
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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David Kawawa
Guest
Mar 6, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Sharifa
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
