What did the apple tree say to the farmer?

Ali (Guest) on February 16, 2019

😂 This is too funny!

Aziza (Guest) on February 11, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 11, 2019

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 9, 2019

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Shabani (Guest) on January 14, 2019

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 10, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Ibrahim (Guest) on January 6, 2019

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Kiza (Guest) on December 19, 2018

😅 I’m still laughing!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 11, 2018

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 8, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 8, 2018

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 7, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Majid (Guest) on November 22, 2018

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 22, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 16, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 9, 2018

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Leila (Guest) on October 20, 2018

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 9, 2018

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

John Lissu (Guest) on October 9, 2018

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Ibrahim (Guest) on October 1, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 1, 2018

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 25, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 21, 2018

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Mwanais (Guest) on September 16, 2018

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Salum (Guest) on September 12, 2018

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 9, 2018

😁 This just made my day!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 7, 2018

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Hamida (Guest) on September 2, 2018

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 30, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 28, 2018

😅 I needed that laugh!

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 11, 2018

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 4, 2018

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 18, 2018

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Shukuru (Guest) on July 16, 2018

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Khadija (Guest) on July 5, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 30, 2018

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Sharifa (Guest) on June 25, 2018

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Fikiri (Guest) on June 21, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 20, 2018

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Mwakisu (Guest) on June 9, 2018

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Asha (Guest) on June 2, 2018

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Shamim (Guest) on June 1, 2018

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 19, 2018

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 18, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Kahina (Guest) on May 12, 2018

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 4, 2018

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Mgeni (Guest) on April 27, 2018

Thanks Ackyshine

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 25, 2018

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Jamal (Guest) on April 24, 2018

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Zakia (Guest) on April 5, 2018

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Aziza (Guest) on March 31, 2018

😂 This is a keeper!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 28, 2018

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 26, 2018

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 11, 2018

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Kazija (Guest) on March 11, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

David Kawawa (Guest) on March 6, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Sharifa (Guest) on March 5, 2018

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 4, 2018

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Abdillah (Guest) on February 17, 2018

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 14, 2018

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖