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Shani
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Oct 5, 2018
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
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Josephine Nekesa
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Oct 1, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
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John Lissu
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Sep 24, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
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Umi
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Sep 24, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Sep 15, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
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Jane Malecela
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Sep 14, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
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James Kimani
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Sep 8, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
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Sharon Kibiru
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Sep 8, 2018
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
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Amani
Guest
Aug 30, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
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Khamis
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
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Janet Mwikali
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Aug 16, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Aug 7, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
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Ahmed
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
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Shamim
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Jul 17, 2018
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
๐ Saving this one!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
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Fikiri
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 24, 2018
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
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George Tenga
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
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Ann Awino
Guest
May 24, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
May 5, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 26, 2018
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
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Ann Awino
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Apr 15, 2018
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
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John Lissu
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Apr 15, 2018
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
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Stephen Mushi
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Apr 15, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
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Mhina
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Sharifa
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Mar 26, 2018
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
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Mgeni
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Mar 22, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
๐ That punchline!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Mar 13, 2018
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Nahida
Guest
Feb 28, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
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Hawa
Guest
Feb 26, 2018
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
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Kiza
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Feb 9, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
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Chris Okello
Guest
Feb 2, 2018
๐ Added to my favorites!
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
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Khadija
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Jan 17, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
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Halimah
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Jan 15, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
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Mwanakhamis
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Jan 9, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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George Mallya
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
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Umi
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
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Arifa
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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Nancy Komba
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Dec 20, 2017
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
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Mwanajuma
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Nov 11, 2017
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
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Tabu
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Nov 11, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
