What do you call a fly with no wings?

Halima (Guest) on January 18, 2019

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Irene Makena (Guest) on January 6, 2019

😄 You got me!

Nyota (Guest) on January 3, 2019

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 31, 2018

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Yahya (Guest) on December 30, 2018

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 12, 2018

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 27, 2018

😂 This is too funny!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 21, 2018

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 16, 2018

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 13, 2018

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

David Chacha (Guest) on November 7, 2018

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 6, 2018

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 5, 2018

😆 I’m dying over here!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 1, 2018

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Fikiri (Guest) on October 27, 2018

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Baraka (Guest) on October 25, 2018

😅 I’m still laughing!

John Kamande (Guest) on October 14, 2018

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Biashara (Guest) on October 7, 2018

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 5, 2018

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

James Malima (Guest) on September 11, 2018

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 26, 2018

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 24, 2018

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Zubeida (Guest) on August 22, 2018

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Rubea (Guest) on August 7, 2018

😆 That punchline was epic!

Maneno (Guest) on July 27, 2018

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Jamal (Guest) on July 26, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 21, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 14, 2018

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 14, 2018

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Athumani (Guest) on July 11, 2018

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Chum (Guest) on July 10, 2018

😂 Sharing right away!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 8, 2018

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Zawadi (Guest) on June 26, 2018

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Amir (Guest) on June 23, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 22, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 19, 2018

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Shabani (Guest) on June 11, 2018

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 10, 2018

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Leila (Guest) on June 9, 2018

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 31, 2018

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Nashon (Guest) on May 30, 2018

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Yahya (Guest) on May 14, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

James Malima (Guest) on May 5, 2018

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 4, 2018

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Mwalimu (Guest) on May 1, 2018

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Hamida (Guest) on April 22, 2018

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 21, 2018

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Kahina (Guest) on April 20, 2018

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 19, 2018

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 13, 2018

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 7, 2018

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 31, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Juma (Guest) on March 19, 2018

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 16, 2018

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Fikiri (Guest) on March 12, 2018

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Neema (Guest) on March 12, 2018

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 9, 2018

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 7, 2018

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 2, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Abubakari (Guest) on February 27, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂