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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Nov 20, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Rabia
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Hassan
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 20, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Mashaka
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Mchuma
Guest
Oct 2, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Mtumwa
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Tabu
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Latifa
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Maida
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 16, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Kiza
Guest
Jul 27, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Nchi
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 26, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
May 28, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Habiba
Guest
May 25, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
May 13, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
May 8, 2018
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Salma
Guest
May 7, 2018
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
May 5, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Kiza
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 12, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Halima
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 18, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Nyota
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Tambwe
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Rahma
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Saidi
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Majid
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Makame
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
