What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

Sumaya (Guest) on December 7, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 6, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Warda (Guest) on November 30, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 21, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Nasra (Guest) on November 20, 2018

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 26, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Furaha (Guest) on October 26, 2018

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 18, 2018

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 16, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Rabia (Guest) on October 11, 2018

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

James Kimani (Guest) on October 8, 2018

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

James Malima (Guest) on October 6, 2018

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 3, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Kazija (Guest) on September 28, 2018

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Nahida (Guest) on September 21, 2018

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 20, 2018

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

David Chacha (Guest) on September 19, 2018

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 2, 2018

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Mohamed (Guest) on August 30, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 29, 2018

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Issack (Guest) on August 10, 2018

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Husna (Guest) on August 5, 2018

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 28, 2018

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Halima (Guest) on July 18, 2018

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Fatuma (Guest) on July 14, 2018

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Mhina (Guest) on July 13, 2018

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 2, 2018

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 27, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Jamila (Guest) on June 23, 2018

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Fadhili (Guest) on June 22, 2018

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 7, 2018

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 30, 2018

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 30, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 27, 2018

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 25, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 15, 2018

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 4, 2018

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 17, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 7, 2018

😆 Saving this one!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 6, 2018

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Hawa (Guest) on March 26, 2018

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 15, 2018

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Halima (Guest) on March 11, 2018

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Makame (Guest) on February 27, 2018

🤣 Pure genius!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 27, 2018

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 8, 2018

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 8, 2018

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 30, 2018

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 10, 2018

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Amina (Guest) on December 21, 2017

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Warda (Guest) on December 18, 2017

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Salma (Guest) on December 12, 2017

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 10, 2017

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 1, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 28, 2017

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Aziza (Guest) on November 28, 2017

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 26, 2017

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 25, 2017

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Shukuru (Guest) on November 20, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 18, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕