A ghost's favorite room in the house is 👻the living room!👻
Explanation: Because ghosts are "living" in the afterlife, their favorite room would naturally be the living room! Plus, it's a play on words that adds a fun and lighthearted twist to the spooky nature of ghosts. So, whenever you hear strange noises or feel a chill in the living room, it's just your ghostly friends having a ghostly good time! 😄🏠
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What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house?
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Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 17, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 12, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 12, 2018
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Zulekha (Guest) on November 7, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 30, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 9, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Mgeni (Guest) on October 4, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Hashim (Guest) on September 29, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 24, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Mustafa (Guest) on September 23, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Leila (Guest) on September 16, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 15, 2018
🤣 Pure genius!
Wande (Guest) on September 10, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 1, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 29, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
Azima (Guest) on August 16, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Nassar (Guest) on August 10, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 3, 2018
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Amina (Guest) on August 1, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 30, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 21, 2018
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 20, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 15, 2018
😁 This made my day!
Khatib (Guest) on July 14, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 8, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Kheri (Guest) on July 7, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 26, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Mwalimu (Guest) on June 25, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Issack (Guest) on June 11, 2018
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 10, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 28, 2018
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 19, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Kiza (Guest) on May 7, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Mashaka (Guest) on May 6, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 1, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 23, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 21, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Sharifa (Guest) on April 17, 2018
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Hassan (Guest) on April 13, 2018
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Mohamed (Guest) on April 5, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 2, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 25, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Chris Okello (Guest) on March 23, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Omari (Guest) on March 14, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Rukia (Guest) on March 10, 2018
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 5, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 19, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Nasra (Guest) on February 15, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 14, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Mustafa (Guest) on February 10, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Selemani (Guest) on February 6, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 26, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Husna (Guest) on January 22, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 15, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 13, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 29, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Fadhila (Guest) on December 28, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 27, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Nchi (Guest) on December 19, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Jamila (Guest) on December 19, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤