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Nora Kidata
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Nov 17, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Nov 12, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 12, 2018
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Oct 30, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Mgeni
Guest
Oct 4, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Mustafa
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Leila
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
🤣 Pure genius!
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Wande
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Sep 1, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Aug 29, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Azima
Guest
Aug 16, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Nassar
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Aug 3, 2018
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Amina
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
😁 This made my day!
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Kheri
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 26, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Issack
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
May 28, 2018
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
May 19, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Mashaka
Guest
May 6, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 1, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Sharifa
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Hassan
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Mohamed
Guest
Apr 5, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Apr 2, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Mar 25, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Chris Okello
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Omari
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 10, 2018
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Nasra
Guest
Feb 15, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Mustafa
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Selemani
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jan 26, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Husna
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 28, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Nchi
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Jamila
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
