What has two legs but can’t walk?

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 19, 2018

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 11, 2018

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 7, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

John Malisa (Guest) on December 4, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 20, 2018

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 20, 2018

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Jabir (Guest) on November 9, 2018

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 1, 2018

😂 This is a keeper!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 26, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Sumaya (Guest) on October 22, 2018

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Khatib (Guest) on October 19, 2018

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 17, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 15, 2018

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Husna (Guest) on October 15, 2018

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Frank Macha (Guest) on October 11, 2018

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Masika (Guest) on October 1, 2018

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 26, 2018

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Raha (Guest) on September 20, 2018

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Muslima (Guest) on September 16, 2018

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Mwanais (Guest) on September 12, 2018

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Kassim (Guest) on August 23, 2018

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 19, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Muslima (Guest) on August 17, 2018

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Rabia (Guest) on August 2, 2018

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 27, 2018

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 26, 2018

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Yusuf (Guest) on July 25, 2018

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 18, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 1, 2018

😂 This is too funny!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 28, 2018

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 24, 2018

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 20, 2018

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Mgeni (Guest) on June 20, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 14, 2018

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 4, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 2, 2018

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 28, 2018

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 10, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 5, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 30, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 26, 2018

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 17, 2018

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 14, 2018

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on April 5, 2018

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Athumani (Guest) on April 4, 2018

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Mwachumu (Guest) on March 17, 2018

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Mchuma (Guest) on February 23, 2018

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Mwajabu (Guest) on February 22, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 18, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Sekela (Guest) on February 12, 2018

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 12, 2018

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 9, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Baridi (Guest) on February 8, 2018

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 8, 2018

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 3, 2018

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Warda (Guest) on February 2, 2018

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 21, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 16, 2018

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 13, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 11, 2018

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥