Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?

Hassan (Guest) on February 26, 2019

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Zakia (Guest) on February 16, 2019

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 5, 2019

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 1, 2019

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 20, 2019

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 15, 2019

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 8, 2019

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 8, 2019

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 7, 2019

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Amir (Guest) on January 6, 2019

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Shukuru (Guest) on January 6, 2019

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Khatib (Guest) on January 3, 2019

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 2, 2019

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Grace Minja (Guest) on December 24, 2018

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 21, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Kazija (Guest) on December 15, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 6, 2018

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Athumani (Guest) on November 28, 2018

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 18, 2018

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

George Tenga (Guest) on November 15, 2018

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Furaha (Guest) on November 2, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 26, 2018

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 25, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 25, 2018

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Aziza (Guest) on September 25, 2018

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Fadhili (Guest) on September 23, 2018

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Mhina (Guest) on September 16, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 16, 2018

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 16, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 3, 2018

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 26, 2018

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 13, 2018

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 30, 2018

😄 Perfect joke!

Zainab (Guest) on July 17, 2018

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Kassim (Guest) on July 13, 2018

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 25, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 23, 2018

😁 This is gold!

Ann Awino (Guest) on June 18, 2018

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Omar (Guest) on June 12, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 30, 2018

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 19, 2018

🤣 This one got me good!

John Mushi (Guest) on May 14, 2018

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 25, 2018

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 24, 2018

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Shukuru (Guest) on April 2, 2018

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 30, 2018

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Rahim (Guest) on March 28, 2018

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 28, 2018

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

George Mallya (Guest) on March 27, 2018

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 21, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 10, 2018

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Nahida (Guest) on March 8, 2018

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 3, 2018

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 2, 2018

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 1, 2018

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Jamila (Guest) on February 20, 2018

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 19, 2018

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Abubakar (Guest) on February 17, 2018

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 6, 2018

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 4, 2018

😄 You got me!