Where do ghosts go for a swim?

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 7, 2019

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 18, 2019

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 16, 2019

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 7, 2019

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 27, 2018

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 19, 2018

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Rukia (Guest) on December 17, 2018

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 30, 2018

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Ndoto (Guest) on November 18, 2018

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Mashaka (Guest) on November 8, 2018

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 22, 2018

😄 Nailed it!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 17, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 6, 2018

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Kassim (Guest) on October 5, 2018

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Yusra (Guest) on September 29, 2018

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 23, 2018

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Warda (Guest) on September 18, 2018

😆 Bookmarking this!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 16, 2018

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Kahina (Guest) on September 9, 2018

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Salma (Guest) on September 7, 2018

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Fatuma (Guest) on September 1, 2018

😆 That punchline!

Fatuma (Guest) on August 30, 2018

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 29, 2018

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Nahida (Guest) on August 24, 2018

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 18, 2018

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 4, 2018

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 24, 2018

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Halimah (Guest) on July 10, 2018

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Abdullah (Guest) on July 2, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Azima (Guest) on June 23, 2018

😅 I needed that!

Zakia (Guest) on June 22, 2018

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 22, 2018

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Hassan (Guest) on June 14, 2018

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Mwafirika (Guest) on June 3, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Wande (Guest) on May 29, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Makame (Guest) on May 25, 2018

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 18, 2018

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Rashid (Guest) on May 16, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 15, 2018

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Maneno (Guest) on May 4, 2018

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 3, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Sofia (Guest) on April 12, 2018

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Mwalimu (Guest) on April 10, 2018

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 4, 2018

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Juma (Guest) on April 2, 2018

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 31, 2018

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Masika (Guest) on March 23, 2018

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 20, 2018

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 12, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Raha (Guest) on March 8, 2018

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Abdillah (Guest) on March 2, 2018

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 20, 2018

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Kheri (Guest) on February 19, 2018

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Khadija (Guest) on February 5, 2018

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Nashon (Guest) on January 31, 2018

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Maida (Guest) on January 7, 2018

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 6, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 26, 2017

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 24, 2017

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Maida (Guest) on December 19, 2017

😆 Still cracking up!