Where do polar bears vote?

Amani (Guest) on December 16, 2018

😆 That punchline was epic!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 2, 2018

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 19, 2018

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 16, 2018

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 14, 2018

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Salima (Guest) on October 28, 2018

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Binti (Guest) on October 15, 2018

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Sofia (Guest) on October 15, 2018

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Sumaya (Guest) on October 10, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Daudi (Guest) on October 8, 2018

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 7, 2018

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Sultan (Guest) on September 3, 2018

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Mwagonda (Guest) on August 29, 2018

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Omari (Guest) on August 26, 2018

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Asha (Guest) on August 24, 2018

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Abubakar (Guest) on August 19, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 18, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 9, 2018

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 9, 2018

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 7, 2018

😃 Instant mood boost!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 6, 2018

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 4, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 29, 2018

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Mjaka (Guest) on July 26, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Khadija (Guest) on July 24, 2018

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 20, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 15, 2018

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Raha (Guest) on July 10, 2018

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Baraka (Guest) on July 10, 2018

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Sofia (Guest) on July 7, 2018

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 4, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 2, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 30, 2018

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Halimah (Guest) on June 24, 2018

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 10, 2018

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 6, 2018

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 29, 2018

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Robert Okello (Guest) on May 25, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Yusuf (Guest) on May 20, 2018

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 16, 2018

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 8, 2018

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Faiza (Guest) on May 6, 2018

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 28, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Jamila (Guest) on April 15, 2018

😁 Added to my favorites!

Nchi (Guest) on April 11, 2018

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 6, 2018

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 1, 2018

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 28, 2018

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 28, 2018

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 13, 2018

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

George Ndungu (Guest) on March 9, 2018

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 23, 2018

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 21, 2018

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 17, 2018

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Bakari (Guest) on February 15, 2018

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Salum (Guest) on February 4, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Zawadi (Guest) on January 31, 2018

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Mtumwa (Guest) on January 8, 2018

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 4, 2018

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Jabir (Guest) on January 3, 2018

😅 I needed that!