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Which school supply is king of the classroom?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
The ruler! π Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! π Plus, it's always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! π€΄πΌπ
Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler's authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.
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